I'm Crazy and I Know It

I'm Crazy and I Know It

if-your-eyes-could-speak:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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(via dizpotter)

“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

No seriously. At Western your tuition will be completely payed if you get hit by a bus.

(via iidelirium)

(via cityofnope)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via read-write-sleep)

mariaasofiaa:

It’s not called being gay,

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It’s called being

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FABULOUS

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(x)

(via cityofnope)

Anônimo perguntou: chris colfer and Darren criss have the cutest , prettiest eyes ever , but what happen if you mixed them ?

sandandfoamworld:

silllybrit:

struckbycrissandcolfer:

jacarfanda:

U get mAGIC AnD THEN MPREG AND THEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SON EVER EXISTED IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT OKAY

okay if you open this on your laptop, then move the pic up and down the smallest amount but really, really quickly it’s really freaky. Like mindblowingly freaky.

this is the answer people will get when they ask me who would I choose between Chris and Darren!

estrellaboy94:

Jenna, Kevin McHale, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley and Harry Shum Jr.
(Rare Picture)  

estrellaboy94:

Jenna, Kevin McHale, Chris Colfer, Amber Riley and Harry Shum Jr.

(Rare Picture)  

(via sincerely-jessy)

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

(via princewarblersteenagedream)

leo-arcana:

snoopdad:

"you still there, bruh?"
"yeah, i’m still here."

fun fact: that’s actually why otters hold hands/paws while sleeping

leo-arcana:

snoopdad:

"you still there, bruh?"

"yeah, i’m still here."

fun fact: that’s actually why otters hold hands/paws while sleeping

(Fonte: sillyenfp, via dizpotter)

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

(via gay-bacon-strips)

fazhou:

walking behind slow people like

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(via dizpotter)

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via dizpotter)